How To Make A Man Extremely Frustrated

There is a cardinal offense out there that I wanted to let everyone know about because I believe it is a little known secret. It is how to frustrate a hungry man. I will provide ten steps that help show the progression and how you can pinpoint what is happening, because guys it can happen so quickly you don't even see it coming:

1) Find a man who is hungry
2) Make sure he is truly hungry
3) Let him go get food at the concession stand so he can pick out what he wants to eat
4) Ask him to hold your drink while you get things situated
5) Man looks down to find drink in one hand and food in the other
6) Man hears his stomach growl
7) Man looks for a place to put the drink down so he can eat the food that he greatly desires
8) Man cannot find such a place
9) Man is now frustrated and drooling from the smell of the food
10) Woman may not even know this has happened

I share this information for two reasons: that women can now know what is happening and; that men will no longer unknowinly fall into this trap. Both are to be blamed for this offense, but now maybe more men will become aware. This is what I try to do - pass on wisdom that will help in life.